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Bobby’s future wife?

Bill — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:02:29 +0000

I have no idea who she is - but she is cute!

The Sun and Earth

Bill — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:54:49 +0000

I actually had a coworker come up to me today and ask / state.

Since the sun is twice the size of the earth…
Where on the earth do you have to stand as the sun moves around the earth to be closest to the sun?

I had to stop and explain that you can fit 1,300,000 earths in the sun and that the earth rotates around the sun not the other way around.

God help us, he is 22 years old!

Take Down Notice!

Bill — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:42:41 +0000

Remember this picture?
I was just asked to remove it from my cubical wall because “several” people complained!
To bad in the work environment you DON’T have the right to confront your accusers!

Courthouse Confessions

Bill — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:12:07 +0000

Check out Courthouse Confessions a funny / sad site.

Steven Hirsch photographs and records the stories from people as they exit the court building. Well worth your time to read.

Jesus and the Democrat

Bill — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:19:06 +0000

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the
restaurant and asked, ‘Is that Jesus sitting over there?’ The waitress
nodded ‘yes,’ so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of
coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, ‘Is
that Jesus over there?’ The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her
to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, ‘My treat.’

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, ‘Hey there, honey!
How’s about getting’ me a cold glass of Miller Light?’ He, too, looked
across the restaurant and asked, ‘Is that God’s boy over there?’ The
waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus
a cold glass of beer. ‘On my bill,’ he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
said, ‘For your kindness, you are healed.’ The Republican felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the
door.

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, ‘For your
kindness, you are healed.’ The Libertarian felt his back straightening
up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back
flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and
yelled, ‘Don’t touch me .. I’m collecting disability.’

Bill — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:42:29 +0000

My first flash code. Following the examples in the Flex 3 docs.

Lookout world!

Dustin is bored!

Bill — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:21:46 +0000

Carlos Miller’s trial is over.

Bill — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:51:04 +0000

Take a moment and read Carlos Miller’s blog. The link below will take you to the end of the story. It is well worth your time to read it from the beginning.

I am sad at the overall outcome, I hope that he has the time and resources to keep fighting and appeal the rulings.

Photography is not a Crime - unless you live in Miami Florida.

Drag and Drop

Bill — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:54:05 +0000

Young Chef’s Academy

Bill — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:31:07 +0000